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It's one thing to be a turkey , But it's another thing to be Turkamayne .

2,000 views..... It's been... I don't even know...  Quite a few months.  2,000 views already?!?!??!?!! Thank you to anyone who has ever looked at my blog.  Have a nice day! Or night... Or... Not this again.... xx Kitten

Considering making a posting schedule... GERARD WAY No but seriously. 

Ok it's all good I killed it 

I think there's a fly in my room SOMEONE KILL IT PLEASE

Is it normal for a human to be obsessed with turtles?

Always make sure to be yourself, no matter what.  That is the key to life.  Now you just need to find the lock. 

Do you ever feel like you don't have enough control  in your life? Like, for example, you're at the McDonald's drive thru and you are ordering a burger that usually has cheese, bacon, and lettuce, except you ask for them to remove the lettuce. You can't control  the fact that the people forgot to remove the lettuce, so once you bite into it on the way home, you start to gag because of how much you hate lettuce.  If you feel like that, you aren't the only one.  The thing is, you actually can  have that control. You just have to get to it.  I, myself, am still trying to find a way to unlock that piece of control I am missing from my life. Ok, so the example I used might not apply to everyone. Lets use school as an example instead.  So, you're at school, and you're taking a test that you've studied for before  the teacher even announced a test. When you take the test, you are completely confident. You have a feeling that you got a100. The next day, w...

Goats are actually really nice, people! Plus, when they're permanently small goats, it's adorable.  #ImNotAloneAnymoreBecauseOfAGoat

I just became best friends with a goat.  #alone

hey okay so I'm girlygirl42856 and I stole kitty's phone lol kidding I'm Ashton Irwin and I'm just here to say that kitten aka my lil baby michael Clifford soccer mom is my favorite kind of cat and that if ANYONE HURTS MA LIL CHALD THEN THEY well just don't okay okay I love you kitten  xx Ash

Guys I found out the secrets 5SOS have been keeping from us... Michael  wears wigs , Luke  isn't  just  a penguin, he is also part fish , Ashton  is a 6 year old girl  stuck inside a man's body, And Calum  is a bird.  xx Kitten

Am I the only  person in the world that loves  coconut ?  I sure feel like I am!! If you've never  had any  coconut things before, you should definitely try something . COCONUT IS SO GOOD!!! It's like.... Going to a beach.... Without going to a beach! I know it's strange, but it's true!! •COCONUT FOREVER & ALWAYS• Ok, enough about coconut :) HAVE A NICE WHATEVER IT IS THAT YOU SHALL HAVE!!! xx Kitten

Sometimes, buying earrings can be confusing.  I mean... If you find cheap ones, you love  the price, but is it going to be okay for your ear? Will it become infected? This is something that always floats around in my head every time I find a pretty good pair of earrings that is about $2 or something. Now, I do know that earrings aren't normally that expensive depending on the material (for example, real diamond earrings would be more expensive than fake diamonds). I see some pairs at $5, and some pairs at $20. Sometimes, there are earrings that are around $200. Yes. I'm not joking.  I'm not much of an earring person myself. It's hard to find a pair of earrings that aren't extremely girly.. Because, I mean... They're earrings . Even the name sounds very girly. I normally would go for simple black earrings... Or something like that. I like simple stuff... They're just so hard to find! Ok, back to the subject.  Sometimes, I see two pairs of earrings that are ma...

Hello :3  ALSO ..... Hello Ashton Irwin Hello Luke Hemmings Hello Calum Hood Hello senpai ( Michael Clifford ) Hello... All teh fabulous potatos in da world And HELLO EVERYONE !!